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Lumberjack song? I've heard the Monty Python Lumberjack sketch features George Harrison singing the song. Could someone please verify this, and point out which burly woodsman he is?

why in the lumberjack song by monty python do they suggest all lumberjacks are cross-dressers? why? 'i cut down trees i skip and jump i like to press wild flowers i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars' ? & i cut down trees i where high heels supendies and a bra i wish ide been a girly just like my dear pa pa'

Lumberjack Song Sheet Music? Is there a site where I can either print or download the sheet music of The Lumberjack Song for the piano? (For Free?)

Has the Monty Python "Lumberjack Song" ever been performed by REAL R.C.M.P. officers? Just watching "And Now For Something Completely Different..." at the part where they do "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." and it's accompanied by Python members and other actors dressed up as Canadian Mounties. Have real RCMP/Mounites officers ever performed that song?

How much do you LOVE The Lumberjack Song?

What brand or brands of chainsaw does Jackyl use in the song Lumberjack?

The pope singing the lumberjack song from Monty Python? Who else would like to see that?

Looking for "Jackly: Lumberjack song" ringtone for my Cingular Phone.? Let me know if you find it. I don't want to sign up with any website or anything of that sort. I just want to pay to get the ringtone, download it, and be on my way. Thanks for checking my question out!

Who sings ''The Lumberjack Song''? The guitar in it sounds like a chainsaw,at first I thought it was AC-DC but it's not them. In the end of the song he exclaims,''That's the way we like it''

Is "The Lumberjack Song" about a gay person?

I'm fed up of singing "the lumberjack song". What tunes do you sign when weilding your axe?

Do you know the lumberjack song ? link provided http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

What is "The Lumberjack song" about?

need the words to the Monty Phython HE'S A LUMBERJACK song?

Will you please stand on your head and sing "The Lumberjack Song"? Please? You guys are great. I'll be back in five with a chamber orchestra, a synthesizer, and a bazooka. Bazookas are for those who sing off-key! That's just lovely. I'll get you started. *Mi mi mi* "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I eat brown grapes and I sleep in hay." Wait... wait! It's ,uh, "I'm a lumberjack and I eat spam I really don't know where I am" Uh... you sing it. Here's the band. Get my feet tapping!

Whats the video - the song where u think it's going to swear but it doesn't. There's a lumberjack n girl in it? I think it's one of those songs where it's going to swear or something, but then sticks in a different word instead. I know there's a lumberjack guy in the video, and some random girl . i can't place it.

Name that song! "are you a lumberjack or something?"? lyrics: are you a lumberjack or something does your father own a forest of the nicest trees for chopping

Favorite sound effect in a song? I want to know your favorite sound effects made in a song but that aren't made by an insturment. One on my favs is the chainsaw in the Jackyl song "The Lumberjack".

What is the name of the wwe divas them song? there is this little song that comes on when divas are about to fight. not their theme song. the theme song for all the divas like when there is a lumberjack match.

What is a good Monty Python sketch for an on stage performance? I'm competing in a man pageant, ha ha and for my talent portion I want to do a Python sketch. It should have a central character and be easily adaptable for stage. I'm thinking the lumberjack song, but I need some more ideas. There are so many I have probably over looked some gems! Any ideas? Thanks.

Lumberjack Music????????? What are songs that would make you want to chop wood if you were a lumberjack? Or, name some songs that embody the essence of the lumberjack. I already have Hi-ho and the Lumberjack Song.

does anyone else know this song? "The Lumberjack Song"

Is your home town (no cities too easy) in a song or film? I've just found out my home town has been immortalised in song (40yrs ago). And not just any song, a song everyone both sides of the Atlantic knows (if they're over 25 anyway). Although my home town is mentioned in the Doomsday Day Book of 1086AD. Over almost 1000 years we have achieved nothing that has awarded us any acclaim and produced no public figures of any significance. Yes, the gene pool. My town, Ruilsip in Middlesex, we're on the north-western edge of Greater London And the song none other than MONTY PYTHON'S LUMBERJACK SONG brilliant heres a link if you think I'm making it up http://www.lyrics007.com/Monty%20Python%20Lyrics/(Complete)lumberjack%20Song%20Lyrics.html So can anybody not top that? (Love my town really, ashamed I only just found this out)

What was the song that will feral sang at the end of step brothers during the Catalina wine mixer? oh lumberjack...

Anyone know what song this is? ok i know these are little details but i remember this song from a while ago and it was like a lumberjack rock song lol there was a chainsaw in the background? i think it was dirty my mom didn't want me to listen to it when i was little lol thanks Thank You Deke thats it :) lol This song cracks me up!

How many songs do you know that have machine sounds? I know there's a vaccum cleaner in a pink floyd song. And a chainsaw in a lumberjack song by jackyl. What else? That's good. It doesn't have to be machines. I like that too.

Does anyone know where you can find name-brand lumberjack jackets? in the video "Say Ahh" by trey Songs Feat. Faboulous, Fabolous had on a black and blue lumberjack jacket. Can anyone help me figure out what name-brand his jacket was or what store i can find that jacket? Even something similar would help.

How would you react if Gordon Brown said...? 'I didn't want to be Prime Minister anyways, I wanted to be a Lumberjack, leaping from tree to trees as they float down the mighty river of British Columbia! The Larch, the Pine, the Mighty Redwood, The smell of Fresh cut timber, and crash of mighty trees, and with my best girlie at my side, we'll sing, sing, sing- (to which, he will proceed to sing the Lumberjack Song) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567b...

WWE Smackdown divas entrace theme song? Can anyone tell me whats the song played when the divas enter for the lumberjack match Last friday (2.10.2009)... Its goes something like "i got everything i want ,i got everything i need.." Its NOT Feeling me!!This song was played before the lumberjack match on friday for abt 8secs..

Do you remember the Mike Douglas Show? My father apparently performed Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song" on the Mike Douglas Show in the 70's. I'm trying to find a copy of said video. Apparently there's a copy somewhere in his house, but it's in BETA format. I'd like to be able to transition it into digital format if that's possible. Unless I can find it online. So, I was just wondering if there was anyone out there that has seen the video and knows where I can get a copy of it. Thanks!!!

Random question: Would you eat green egg and spam? Would you like them with vikings singing in the background, Sam I am? Or would you prefer them with lumberjacks singing the lumberjack song?

How do you like my song? Warning: This song is extremely badass Smashing through the gates of hell The lakes of fire murky Cuttin' trees and kickin' ass All while eating jerky Lumberjacks! They really couldn't care less About CO2 Emissions They're to busy kickin' ass Huntin, Killin' and Fishin' Being bad and wearing plaid And punching people out Being totally badass Is what lumberjack's about From Spartan's to Pirates Is their ancestory From Ghengis Kohn to Attila the Hun They're in the family tree They worship Uncle Sam by day They prey to him at night If you say Uncle Sam ain't god You're wrong, cuz Sam's always right They kick the shit out of Terrorists And Commie basterds too That's what's gonna happen If you're against red, white, and blue ...Lumberjacks...

question about a song? My friend used to have this burned cd. There were these two songs on there, they were funny songs, one was in a point of an american guy, i remember it was like "hi im joe, and im american, i believe canadians live in an igloo and eat whale blubber." Then the other was opposite, in the point of a canadian the lyrics are I AM CANADIAN! Hey.. I'm not a lumberjack, or a furtrader, and I don't live in an igloo, eat blubber, or own a dogsled, and I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada, although I'm sure they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it about, not aboot I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack; I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal a tuque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed I need help finding the american one. Who's it by?

Ever dream a lace thong wearing lumberjack was massaging your feet with ranch dressing & singing beatles songs

What's The Real Importance Of Campaign Theme Songs ? . . BTW , What Do You Think Of John Edwards' Song ?? Edwards : OOOOOOOOhhhhhhh , I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK , I sleep all night and I work all day . Choir : He's a lumberjack and he's OK , he sleeps all night and he works all day . Edwards : I cut down trees , I eat my lunch , I go to the lavatory . On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea . Choir : He cuts down trees , he eats his lunch , he goes to the lavatory . On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea . Edwards : I cut down trees , I skip and jump , I like to press wild-flowers . I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars !! Choir : He cuts down trees , he skips and jumps , he likes to press wild-flowers . He puts on women's clothing. . . . . and hangs around in bars ??? Edwards : I chop down trees , I wear high-heels , suspenders and a bra . I wish I'd been a girlie , just like my dear Pa-pa !! Choir : He cuts down trees , he waers high-heels .. . . suspenders and a bra ???? After his comment last night , is there any doubt? Loftit - You are correct sir , however the mind shall never be void of good-natured humor !! << Earnest T PhD/THC 2007 .

what tune are you listening to? me? the lumberjack song by monty python

Does any know of a religion that has trolls in it? The Cyber Troll Song - Sung to the tune of the Lumberjack Song by Monty Python http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/montypython5.shtml I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay, I troll all night and I flame all day. He's a cyber troll and he's okay, He trolls all night and he flames all day. I set my sites, on a friendly folk, I know they all hate me On forums I go trolling And catch some pawns for tea He sets his sites, on friendly folk He knows they all hate he. On forums he goes trolling And catches pawns for tea He's a cyber troll, and he's okay, He trolls all night and he flames all day. I wreck their threads, give them the hump I laugh as sites turn sour. I put on my disguises, And screw around for hours. He wrecks their threads, gives them the hump He laughs as sites turn sour He puts on his disguises And screws around for hours He's a cyber troll, and he's okay, He trolls all night and he flames all day. I break down threads, I rant and rave, Got twelve identities And no one knows my gender Or knows just who I be He breaks down threads he rants and raves Got twelve identities And no one knows his gender Or knows just who he be He's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY. He trolls all night and he flames all day

Have you had any really absurd "violations" lately, crazy like this one? Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:45:43 -0700 (PDT) From: "paul doyle" <----------------> View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert Subject: Re: Violation Notice Email To: "Yahoo! Answers" <answers-abuse@cc.yahoo-inc.com> Frankly, I wonder why this was violated. this was an attempt to make Monty Python fans to do a "call and response". If you aren't aware, "The Lumberjack Song" was one of the most famous Monty Python skits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDrIMzHzQQk&mode=related&search= In any event, this was done with no harm intended, whatsoever. Yahoo! Answers <answers-abuse@cc.yahoo-inc.com> wrote: Hello PaulyDragon (------------) You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your content has been deleted. Community Guidelines help to keep Yahoo! Answers a safe and useful community, so we appreciate your consideration of its rules. Deleted Question: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK . . .? Question Details: If you feel this content was removed in error, please contact Customer Care and tell us why. Regards, Yahoo! Customer Care This is a service email related to your use of Yahoo! Answers. To learn more about Yahoo!\'s use of personal information, including the use of web beacons in HTML-based email, please read our Privacy Policy. Yahoo! Answers is located at 701 First Avenue, Sunnyvale, CA 94089. Copyright © 2007 Yahoo! Inc. All rights reserved. Terms of Service.

how can rational conservatives believe this person's ignorant view on climate change? http://kdka.com/national/Sarah.Palin.climate.2.1481455.html i'm lost for words. would you buy snake oil policies from this woman? and why does this article make me want to sing monty python's lumberjack song? "i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok, i sleep all night an i work all day i cut down trees i wear high heels suspenders and a bra i wish i'd been a girly just like my dear papa" apologies to any canadians reading this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg&feature=related dana and dr.huh, i know it looks strange, but i want to believe at least some of them can be pulled back from the brink. the more we polarize, the worse it gets. gary f; i feel as a feminist i ought to support her..... no i bliddy dont! she is a tool of the patriarchy and a traitor to all womankind.

For my Discordian brethren and sistren: Are the members of Monty Python Saints or Sages? With such classics as the Lumberjack Song (in both English and German), The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, and the Ministry of Silly Walks would you agree that it could be considered Discordian/Erisean catma that the Pythoneers be counted among the ranks of our most profound sages? They would be in the illustrious company of RAW and Douglas Adams if this is the case (although they would be LIVING Sages while the others are not) But ANYONE can be declared a Saint of Eris. My cats are after all.... But the punchline to the Lumberjack Song can assist in Pineal gland cleansing. When the Discordian said "It's an ill wind that blows no minds" -- the wind said in reply "Blow your own mind" As Douglas Adams is the Late Adamsdouglasadams, unfortunately our collective teatimes of the soul will suffer the fate of Dentarthurdent's first house.... :-(

Time to confess it all...what instrument would you REALLY like to learn to play? This is inspired by Miss LimLam's question yesterday, where she invited us all to disclose which instruments we play. And what a wonderful variety of answers! My question takes this subject into a deeper, darker, damper place. I'm sure you all have an instrument you'd love to learn, but for some reason you never did, because you didn't have the opportunity/courage/thumbs-up from family/tolerant neighbours, etc. Or maybe you harbour a yearning to play an instrument that is so UNLIKE our friends' perceptions of who we are, and you're afraid of the possible repercussions ... But you can confess it here! We're all friends! We'll keep your secret - promise! Just to get things going...right, here's MY confession: in the spirit of Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song:" "I didn't want to be [just] a bassoonist, I wanted to be a BANJO PLAYER in a bluegrass band!" Yes, truly-ooooly. And you know, one day, I might just learn the banjo...hmmm, maybe that's why I recently moved up into the mountains...there's something going on here... Anyway, have fun! Cheers, Hafwen.

battle of the metal singles (80s version)!? these may be a little hard, and if so i apologize...i list these so i can remember them and the past. "Rainbow in the Dark" (Dio) or "Crazy Train" (Ozzy) "Revelations" (Maiden) or "Another Thing Coming" (Priest) "Die Hard the Hunter" (Def Leppard) or "The Zoo" (Scorpions) "Its So Easy" (G&R) or "Sex Action" (LA Guns) "Too Young To Fall in Love (Crue) or "Burn In Hell" (TS) "Blind in Texas" (WASP) or "Balls to the Walls" (Accept) "You Dont Remember" (Yngwie Malmsteen) or "Twilight Zone" (Golden Earring) "Mandatory Suicide" (Slayer) or "Shortest Straw" (Metallica) "How Will I Laugh" (Suicidal Tendencies) or "Mother" (Danzig) "Modern Day Cowboy" (Tesla) or "Lumberjack Song (Jackyl) bonus: (glam metal) "Seventeen" (WInger) or "Wait" (White Lion) "Uncle Toms Cabin" (Warrant) or "Rock Me" (Great White) thx nora...you do too apparently

Ok,people..May i inquire of you to hit me with the song,band,And the album,please?..........? Pulldown some more pts.people............... Hey sad and Blue What are you gonna do? Blow your self away Or tie up your own left shoe,and walk out the door Ready to roar,check your guns at the door There's a man you should see A "Generation X" Bukowski who knows about life The life imitating art Well i saw him today Hanging out at the old railway Chasing ghosts and drinking armour,a price he's always had to pay And we all felt pretty stunned Watching him hitch out on Highway One A guitar against his elbow,knowing more than they'll ever know Know about life,life imitating art Ah,you hear about life,life imitating art Pills and crowns and nervous breakdowns Why so few will "crawl with you" I can't remember who first said this but,"Ignorance is bliss"! When i go on patrol,drinking Tequila Gold Broken hearts and burning bridges A lumberjack for the cold And a kiss from you hand in glove Do you feel like making love? There's a blanket out in the garage

Have you sung to your cat lately? Oh, just admit it. You did. What song did you sing? (I sang a version of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack" to Buddy yesterday. I think he sneered at my lack of sophistication.) DANCES WITH CATS - I just saw your resolved question ... the Furminator is GREAT!!! My shorthair loves it, and it's rather shocking how much hair comes off of her. My longhair will tolerate it for a few strokes, but not much more. Buy on eBay - much cheaper.

What's this song about? Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum O' say can you see 'em Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat 'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared 'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life In my mind I'm half blind My inner ref Is mostly deaf I'm smell impaired If you cared My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy So let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you Where the Royal Jelly gets made Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers Hangers-on and fancy flingers To the dress ball Mushrooms and bowling pins Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall From Juvenile hall We're so unlucky and stuff Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline Paul Bunyan and James Dean Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry And Shenandoah tapestries Compared with good mahogany Collapsing the undying postcard romance With feline perspicacity By the university That night I held a paucity Which you deemed common courtesy I wasn't what you thought I'd be I shouldn't have invited you to dance In my tree I'm halfway free And in my chair One quarter there In my dream One-sixteenth cream In the coffee of the Courtier Of the sycophant assistant to the king So let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you Let me touch you Where the Royal Jelly gets made

10 points if u can guess what song these lyrics are from? Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin' in front of that called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughters, and all the niggaz in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'? Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh Verse One: It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' pictures on my wall Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack With the hat to match Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha You never thought that hip hop would take it this far Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade Born filla, the opposite of a winner Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky I'm blowin' up like you thought I would Call the crib, same number same hood It's all good Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, nigga, uh Chorus: You know very well who you are Don't let em hold you down, reach for the stars You had a go, but not that many 'cause you're the only one I'll give you good and plenty Verse Two: I made the change from a common thief To up close and personal with Robin Leach And I'm far from cheap, I smoke skunk with my peeps all day Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way The Moet and Alize keep me pissy Girls used to diss me Now they write letters 'cause they miss me I never thought it could happen, this rappin' stuff I was too used to packin' gats and stuff Now honies play me close like butter played toast From the Mississippi down to the east coast Condos in Queens, indo for weeks Sold out seats to hear Biggie Smalls speak Livin' life without fear Puttin' 5 karats in my baby girl's ears Lunches, brunches, interviews by the pool Considered a fool 'cause I dropped out of high school Stereotypes of a black male misunderstood And it's still all good Uh...and if you don't know, now you know, nigga Verse Three: Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this 50 inch screen, money green leather sofa Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur Phone bill about two G's flat No need to worry, my accountant handles that And my whole crew is loungin' Celebratin' every day, no more public housin' Thinkin' back on my one-room shack Now my mom pimps a Ac' with minks on her back And she loves to show me off, of course Smiles every time my face is up in The Source We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay Uh, damn right I like the life I live 'Cause I went from negative to positive And it's all... (It's all good) ...and if you don't know, now you know, nigga, uh Uh, uh...and if you don't know, now you know, nigga Uh...and if you don't know, now you know, nigga, uh Representin' B-Town in the house, Junior Mafia, mad flavor, uh Uh, yeah, a-ight

where will you watch the england match on saturday ? and a bit of fun as well.? where will you be watching the match and who with? anyone going to watch it live? plus for laughs how many contributors could this be for? http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/montypython5.shtml this is set to the old monty python song: i'm a lumberjack. trulov, you can't watch it alone!!! go to wembley or the pub. and what about the link?

Is this song by Bob dylan an appropriate poem? I want to use it for school. You walk into the room With your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked And you say, "Who is that man?" You try so hard But you don't understand Just what you'll say When you get home Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones? You raise up your head And you ask, "Is this where it is?" And somebody points to you and says "It's his" And you say, "What's mine?" And somebody else says, "Where what is?" And you say, "Oh my God Am I here all alone?" Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones? You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you When he hears you speak And says, "How does it feel To be such a freak?" And you say, "Impossible" As he hands you a bone Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones? You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks

NRHH: because im weird and i think this is funny? http://www.montanameth.org/View_Ads/print.php actual billboards, the lumberjack one is my favorite Oh, and recommend a song you think i've never heard before links are appreciated

I need help on finding a video.? Okay not sure if anyone has watched it and remembers the name but i remember my brother showing me these videos with Kirby. It was pretty funny and i would like to find it again. I also remember that at one point the I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay song was playing. If anyone can help me it will be very appreciated. Thanks.

Would you give this an A+? ? This is an essay for 7th grade advanced language arts class and I very badly need an A+,,,, please read it and tell me if overall it is well put together an it makes sense. Te question was....By working together and effecting compromise what can we learn and understand from the conflicts we witness? {{Sorry it's so long!}} By working together and effecting compromise we can learn and understand many different things we witness. In the following paragraphs, I will be exploring all the different lessons and knowledge we can gain from studying conflicts. In the novel, The Wave, when a group of students forms an alliance that soon swallows the whole school up into their chaos, the teacher that formed this first seemingly innocent alliance, regrets his decisions in encouraging it. We can learn many things from this book, but the most important one is that if one is not careful in containing a conflict, it can very easily get out of hand and slowly become more of a problem than it is meant to be. “Sometimes we forget that they are young and haven’t developed the, uh, judgment we hope they’ll someday have. Sometimes they can take something too far they’re not watched.” However, this does not only apply to this book. Every conflict, no matter how small, can get out of hand and escalate into something larger if not carefully contained and solved peacefully. In the short story, Song of the Trees, a white lumberjack wants to cut down the beloved trees of a southern African-American family. No one wants to see the adored trees cut down so the father of the family threatens to demolish the trees and everyone in the forest if the lumberjack does not leave. “‘There ain’t no more contract’ Papa replied coldly ‘Now, either you get out or I blow it up. That’s it’” This man strongly feels that the lumberjack should not be cutting down his trees. He feels so strongly about it that he would even kill himself. Sometimes, sacrifice is needed to solve a conflict. Although compromise is the almost always the better solution to any problem, sometimes you must take drastic measures to solve a conflict. Not all compromises and conflicts take place in books and short stories. The happen very often in real life too. They can also teach us very important lessons. When I tried out for a school play I was hoping to get the lead role. I did not get the lead role but I got a smaller part. I was upset with myself and did not try to put in my all. I then realized that you cannot get all the things you want in life but sometimes you need to compromise and settle for something less than what you wanted and make the most with it. If I had not gone along with my smaller part I would not have realized how vital my part was to the overall play. Another conflict that takes place in the real world is the conflict between the Israelis and the Palestinians, both groups of people want the same piece of land. They have been fighting for awhile now and gotten nowhere. Now, they have had a cease fire for a matter of weeks. This proves my last point, if each side of a conflict just stops to look at the other side’s story a problem can be solved faster and more efficiently. As you can see, conflicts come in many different packages and styles. One thing they have in common is that we can all learn and understand many valuable things from the conflicts we witness. We must always use the knowledge gained from previous conflicts to make the right decisions when resolving conflicts in the future. CRITIQUE ME PLEASE! (and be harsh! You are helping me in the long run!)

why in the lumberjack song by monty python do they suggest all lumberjacks are cross-dressers? why? 'i cut down trees i skip and jump i like to press wild flowers i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars' ? & i cut down trees i where high heels supendies and a bra i wish ide been a girly just like my dear pa pa'

Do you know this joke song about Canada? Its something like: I'm Canadian but I'm not gay I'm just so polite that it seem that way (I think to the tune of "I'm a lumberjack but I'm ok" from monty python) I guess I should be more clear, I was looking for the rest of the lyrics. PS It is ILLEGAL to drive in Nova Scotia or Quebec while talking on a cellphone. Be thankful you didn't get a ticket. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse.

Beatdown Results!? Huge Main Event!? Garfield Rants!? What do you think? We begin the show with a bandaged Garfield in the ring. “How was your weekend everybody? Well, I don’t care, because mine sucked. First, I lost my Fantasy WWE Championship. Then I was given an Excalib-U from the top of a 20 foot cage. The only good part is that I still have my Beatdown Championship, but in a weekend of downs, that means nothing. But the worst part of it all was Toyn the Tiger. That b**** stole my title away from me. I should have won, but he cheated. The only reason he won was because I couldn’t prepare for him. In fact, why was he in there for the first place? King Cookie gets injured and The Mayor replaces him with his most hated superstar. How did that happen? I think there’s something going on there. And I’m going to find out.” He was about to leave when Daffy came out. “Gees, you are such a pompous a**. You have a title and all you can think of losing your other one. And then you challenge Tony the Tiger while there’s plenty of talent here. I should know, I used to be the GM. Why do you bother running a show when you spend more then half of the time challenging Fantasy WWE people? There should be change.” “You want change? I’l give you change. Tonight’s main event was going to be you vs. Hugo Chavez. Now, it’s you vs. Chavez in a Lumberjack Match, with all the lumberjacks hand picked by yours truly. Now then, how do you like that for change?” He left as Daffy stared angrily at him. We begin the night with one ½ of the Beatdown Tag Champs Winnie the Pooh facing Sylvester. It was a great match. Pooh was lining up for a suckle punch and tried to hit it, but Sylvester dodged it and drop kicked him. He went to the top rope and hit a Fur Ball for the win. Piglet came in, but tom came from the other side and hit a DDT on him. They left as both their opponents for No Chance lay in agony. The next match had Slimey & Kim Sul-song face Tarzan & Beatdown Cruiserweight Champ Jane. It was a great match as Tarzan redebuted on Beatdown. Slimey & Kim were dominating the whole match due to dirty tactics. Kim was just about to hit a Nuclear Powerbomb on Jane, but as Jane was going down, she got a tag to tarzan. Kim didn’t know it as she tried to pin Jane. Tarzan locked in the Tarzan Clutch (Camel Clutch) on her to make her tap to get the win. IN Champ Han Solo faced Casper in a non-title match. It was a very good match. Han had just hit an aerial Assault and was about to get the win when Queen Daphne came out to distract the ref. As this was happening, Oscar the Grouch came out and hit Han with the lid of a garbage can. Casper then hit a Flying Clotheline as the ref turned around for the win. It was the lumberjack match match after that. The lumberjacks were Jong, Garfield, Slimey, Casper, Oscar, Count, Marvin, Tyson, Drago, Satan (southpark), Eduardo, Kim Sul-song, Daphne, & Jak. It was a great match. Daffy tried very hard and was winning, but as he tried to bounce off the ropes, he was tripped by Marvin. He got distracted by this. Hugo Chavez saw the chance and rolled him up with a small package for the win. After the match, all the lumberjacks came in and beat on him. Jong & Garfield both hit their finishing moves on him. Then Calvin, Hobbes, Sylvester, Tom, Lancelot, Dr. Dre, Chewbacca, Tarzan, Jane, & Wicket W. Warrick came out. Jong & Garfield barely escaped as everyone else fought in the brutal brawl. As Jong & Garfield were backing up the ramp, they bumped into Tony, Clemens, & Bonds. They tried to fight them, but the number advantage got to them. Clemens & Bonds took them with them as the brawl was still going on. Backstage, Tony is using Garfield’s very own cheese grater on him & Jong. Then, he whips both of them with barbed wire. He uses that same wire to wrap them up. He takes out a bag of thumb tack and pours it in to 2 potato sacks He puts them in the sacks and put them in the trunk of their car. Before he shut it, he yelled, “Do you have a problem with my win at Fantasy Summerslam? Well then, we’ll see if you feel the same way. On Fantasy Raw!” They leave as the brawl is going on still in the ring at the end of the show. Hope you enjoyed. This is just for fun. If you don't like it don't answer it. PS. Sorry about it being so late. I might do adrenaline, but don't be surprised if I don't.

Hip hop tracks that take you ? are there any tracks that take you back to a certain time in your life, or when you hear certain songs it reminds you of how things were at that time? Me personally when I hear "lifestyles of the rich and shameless it reminds me of times when I used to chill on Jamaica ave in queens. When I hear c.r.e.a.m it reminds of carnhartt jackets, lumberjacks and timbs. "what what" by nore reminds me of freshman yr of h.s. And that being our theme song b4 f.ball games.

rate my fantasy wrestlemania 25 card? ? rate from 1 star to 5 stars. add in ur opinion. Wrestlemania 25 Texas Legend Showdown Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker The match we've all dreamed about. Taker is in the elimination chamber at No Way Out and when Umaga's being rolled out HBK enters and superkicks Taker. On RAW the next night HBK say it's because he needs Taker's attention and let's Taker know he'll beat him at WrestleMania and reminds Taker that he's never been able to beat HBK but then Taker appears on the Tron and reminds HBK of who took him out for 4 years then Taker appears behind HBK then gives him a tombstone setting up my dream match. Winner: Undertaker WWE Championship TLC Match Edge vs. Jeff Hardy Edge and a "Hardy"!? Duh! And Edge, a Hardy, and ladders!? Duh! Oh wait here's a super duh, Edge, Hardy, and ladders... tables... and chairs!!! Winner: Jeff baby! "One Night Only, One Place Only, One Match Only" Special Ref: Mr. McMahon Submission 15 Min. Ironman Ric Flair vs. Bret "The Hitman" Hart Vince McMahon is out in Calgary on RAW talking about the fact that there's a big match that needs to be made and he talks about how proud he was to "screw Bret" and Bret Hart returns! He asks Vince to take him on one-on-one! The Nature Boy is in the building as well! Flair comes out and defends Vince and say's he wants Bret in what he'll call the "greatest WrestleMania match of all time" then Vince makes the match as advertised. Piper's Pit with Vladimir Kozlov, Boogeyman, Khali, Hornswoggle, Santino Marella, and Guest Hosted by The Rock Comedy man plus The Rock. World Wrestling ENTERTAINMENT! First Blood "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. Triple H HHH is in the ring giving an emotional promo at No Way Out annoucning that he demands to be inducted into the HOF because there's nothing left to prove. Austin comes out and say's "Son, you're lookin' at one tough sum'bitch that IS going into the HOF and I'm lookin' to prove there's one thing you've never done and never will do, and that's defeat Stone Cold Steve Austin!" Austin gives a stunner and the match is on. Winner: HHH World Heavyweigth Championship Randy Orton vs. CM Punk Randy Orton defeated Cena at the Rumble (causing Cena's first snap) and Punk goes on to win the Royal Rumble. Winner: Orton John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan John Cena recently snaps on kids in the audience everyweek leading to the return of Hulk Hogan. Hogan tries telling Cena that's "not cool, brother" and Cena snaps. The following week Cena comes out and say's "Hoganm your old ass might of carried the WWE on it's back in 1980. But hell, I was born in 1982 and I'm the carrier nowadays, 'brother'." Cena flexes like Hogan in the ring and Hogan comes out with the mic and says "Well, my old ass can still kick your's 'chump'." Hogan attacks and mwallah. Winner: Hulk Hogan Gail Kim vs. Trish Stratus Trish Stratus recently signed a WWE contract. Anyway, Trish Stratus is defending her title against Melina on RAW and Kim interferes costing Trish her title and the match. Winner: Gail Kim via countout. Street Fight JBL vs. Kane JBL was eliminated out of the Rumble in the early beginning by Kane. Kane is with the last 5 competitors in the 'Rumble and JBL slides in to eliminate Kane and he brutally attacks him with a chair. At No Way Out JBL won via DQ. Winner: Kane RAW vs. SmackDown! Lumberjack Match Batista (RAW Lumberjacks: Cryme Tyme, Kofi Kingston & Hardcore Holly) vs. Big Show (SD! Lumberjacks: Jack Swagger & La Famillia) Usual SD! vs. RAW match as every year. Winner: RAW since Batista is face and RAW never won. I do realize that Batista's injured so he won't attend WrestleMania. United States Championship Mr. Kennedy vs. R-Truth vs. MVP vs. Elijah Burke MVP ends his losing streak after defeating R-Truth in a non-title match the week after Truth won the title from Elijah Burke. Mr. Kennedy returns saying he was in for a U.S. title match before being injured. Winner: Elijah, he's the less establish out of the 4 so the belt can help elevate him. I do realize ELijah Burke is released. Money in the Bank Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Ted DiBiase, Jr. vs. Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. The Brian Kendrick vs. Gregory Helms vs. Matt Hardy Each man defeats somebody in a qualifing match. Winner: Carlito Why: Carlito can be a very well written WWE or World Champion given the proper respect and timing. I'd prefer Carlito to turn heel since I want his bro to defeat him qualifing then Carlito attacks him disabling him to compete and to become his bro's replacement. ECW Championship John Morrison vs. Evan Bourne Evan Bourne returns and becomes number 1 contender after defeating 5 guys in the ECW elimination chamber leading up to Wrestlemania 25. Winner: John Morrison Why: Bourne is a little green, but by SummerSlam give him a run. Song: "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed Pre WrestleMania Diva's Battle Royal for the Undisputed Women's/Diva's Champio

what do u think of my wm25 dream card? Wrestlemania 25 Texas Legend Showdown Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker (Taker; the streak should be his thing when he's in the HOF) WWE Championship Edge vs. Jeff Hardy (Jeff Hardy; if it wasn't for the MITB, I'd make this a ladder match) "One Night Only, One Place Only, One Match Only" Special Ref: Mr. McMahon Submission 15 Min Ironman Ric Flair vs. Bret "The Hitman" Hart (draw and have the sharpshooter and figure four applied to Vince after the match followed by a hug by the 2) Piper's Pit with Vladimir Kozlov and Umaga (for entertainment) First Blood "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. Triple H (SCSA) World Heavyweigth Championship Randy Orton vs. CM Punk (either way, although Orton a little more) John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan (either way) Street Fight JBL vs. Kane (put this in basically for stiff competition. maybe change kane to regal?) RAW vs. SmackDown! Lumberjack Match Batista (RAW Lumberjacks: Cryme Tyme, Kofi Kingston & Mickie James) vs. Big Show (SD! Lumberjacks: Natalya & La Famillia) (lets say RAW just because they never beat SmackDown!) United States Championship Mr. Kennedy vs. R-Truth vs. MVP vs. Elijah Burke (either one of these guys in my book.) Money in the Bank Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Santino Marella vs. Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. The Brian Kendrick vs. Gregory Helms vs. Matt Hardy (I'd like either Y2J, Carlito, Benjamin, or Helms to win just because I see potential in them) ECW Championship John Morrison vs. Evan Bourne (I'd like Morrison to win because I see Evan Bourne as a rookie and I don't think he should go over Morrison his first Wrestlemania)) Song: "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed

Help! my friend and i need a nickname for this guy! but we wont tell u his name. please help!? So my friend and i like to come up with nicknames for guys we like to talk about so other ppl, them especially, wont kno who we are talkin about. but right now we are in a bit of a jam. we cant think of a name for this guy my friend likes. please help! here ar some dets on him: -he is extreemly good lookin (my friend says hes SIZZLIN *bacon sizzles* sssss) -plays guitar -plays sports like lacrosse, surfs, skis, etc. -rather muscular -wears shirts/jackets that remind us of lumberjacks; hence they are called 'lumberjack shirts' -hes not to tall or to short but is taller then us -short brownish hair, usually buzzed but lets it grow out a few inchs -i dont like his eyebrows, hes like 1/4 asian or smthn but its not that noticeable -pretty smile -sweet, charming, not that funny tho -kinda brotherly, caring, has siblings so thts prob y -song on myspace right now: Raise Hell, but usualy its van halen -sagittarius -luvs 2 hug -headline is 'life is too imprtnt to be taken seriously' n e ideas? ok so apparetly hes dirty blonde/platnum/brownish/blonde hair and hes in highschool any ideas at all please? someone can get any easy 10 pts. and lumberjack man does not qualify. =)

Smackdown Spoliler for 3/10/08. Dont read if you dont wanna know results.? Dark Match: * Jimmy Wang Yang b. Bam Neely - Bam got the win via pinfall after hitting a moonsault off the top ropes. SmackDown: (Airing Friday on MyNetworkTV) * SmackDown begins taping with a new opening video and theme song. * Rey Mysterio, Finlay, Batista & Jeff Hardy b. Kane, JBL, MVP & The Brian Kendrick in an All-Star Eight-Man Tag Team Match. - Jeff Hardy got the win via pinfall on MVP after hitting a Swanton Bomb. * Santino Marella comes out and does the "Honk-A-Meter." He says he's the greatest champion on planet Earth. * Santino Marella b. Shelton Benjamin - Santino Marella got the win via a roll-up pin after R-Truth makes a distraction rapping in the crowd. * Since Vickie Guerrero is out from injuries she sustained last week, Big Show is in charge. He announces Chavo Guerrero vs. Mark Henry & The Great Khali. * Mark Henry & The Great Khali b. Chavo Guerrero - The Great Khali got the easy win with his nerve hold. * The Big Show cuts a promo on The Undertaker. The lights go out and Undertaker appears in the ring. The Big Show runs away. * Primo, Carlito, & CM Punk b. Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, & Manu - Punk got the win via pinfall after hitting Go To Sleep on Ted DiBiase. * Beth Phoenix b. Michelle McCool in a Divas Lumberjack Match. - McCool gets the win via pinfall after hitting her Wings of Love finisher. * WWE Champion Triple H b. World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho & ECW Champion Matt Hardy in a Triple Threat Match Main Event - Triple H got the win via pinfall on Matt Hardy after hitting him with a pedigree. After the match Vladimir Kozlov comes out and attacks Hunter to take SmackDown off the air.

A funny tavern. Can you top this? 30 miles away, we have this tavern frequented by loggers. They wear the clothes one might expect of a lumberjack including the heavy boots. A good number also sport beards. Over it all they will wear these frilly pink dresses. Some will also wear ridiculous looking bonnets. Why? Well it seems it developed from the Monte Python song about girlie loggers sung by guys dressed as Canadian Mounties. Google a search you may find it if never seen. It's very funny. Well it developed into this thing that anyone laughing at them or smiling too widely is given a hard punch to the stomach. Especially anyone that happens to be out of dress. Ah, strange entertainment in a logging and lumber mill town of 20,000.

This week's Smackdown! results? ** VISIT FIGHTSCOOPS.com NOW for Mixed Martial Arts & Boxing News! Spoilers - WWE SmackDown Taping Results For 10/3 Posted in: WWE News on Sep 30, 2008 - 11:30:23 PM WWE taped this week's edition of SmackDown from the Resch Center in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Special thanks to Ryan Gray of WNW and readers Eric Leib, Seth Wittkowske, Garrett Raith, and Brock Burkholder for text-messaging the following results. * A WrestleMania XXIV video package is shown. Dark Match: * Jimmy Wang Yang b. Bam Neely - Bam got the win via pinfall after hitting a moonsault off the top ropes. SmackDown: (Airing Friday on MyNetworkTV) * SmackDown begins taping with a new opening video and theme song. * Rey Mysterio, Finlay, Batista & Jeff Hardy b. Kane, JBL, MVP & The Brian Kendrick in an All-Star Eight-Man Tag Team Match. - Jeff Hardy got the win via pinfall on MVP after hitting a Swanton Bomb. * Santino Marella comes out and does the "Honk-A-Meter." He says he's the greatest champion on planet Earth. * Santino Marella b. Shelton Benjamin - Santino Marella got the win via a roll-up pin after R-Truth makes a distraction rapping in the crowd. * Since Vickie Guerrero is out from injuries she sustained last week, Big Show is in charge. He announces Chavo Guerrero vs. Mark Henry & The Great Khali. * Mark Henry & The Great Khali b. Chavo Guerrero - The Great Khali got the easy win with his nerve hold. * The Big Show cuts a promo on The Undertaker. The lights go out and Undertaker appears in the ring. The Big Show runs away. * Primo, Carlito, & CM Punk b. Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, & Manu - Punk got the win via pinfall after hitting Go To Sleep on Ted DiBiase. * Beth Phoenix b. Michelle McCool in a Divas Lumberjack Match. - McCool gets the win via pinfall after hitting her Wings of Love finisher. * WWE Champion Triple H b. World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho & ECW Champion Matt Hardy in a Triple Threat Match Main Event - Triple H got the win via pinfall on Matt Hardy after hitting him with a pedigree. After the match Vladimir Kozlov comes out and attacks Hunter to take SmackDown off the air.

What is this older cartoon movie!?!? theres this girl..maybe she was a fairy...and this dude. and there were lumberjacks and the story takes place in a forest. and theres a scene where the girl and the dude are frolocking on this grayish stuff..like its supposed to be ice or water or something or the sort. and everyone sings a song at the end. rainbow..you are correct!!! FERNGULLY..how was i supposed to remeber that!! THANKS! you get "best answer"!!

Hip Hop Tracks That Take you Back? i asked this yesterday but somebody Jacked me so i'ma repost it are there any tracks that take you back to a certain time in your life, or when you hear certain songs it reminds you of how things were at that time? Me personally when I hear "lifestyles of the rich and shameless it reminds me of times when I used to chill on Jamaica ave in queens. When I hear c.r.e.a.m it reminds of carnhartt jackets, lumberjacks and timbs. "what what" by nore reminds me of freshman yr of h.s. And that being our theme song b4 f.ball games.

What do you think wwe smackdown vs raw 2009 still needs that you think they don't have? This game will be decent but this game still has too many flaws, THQ just doesn't get it. They need to switch companies because THQ doesn't make anything but child games. ANyone this is what I think they need 1. need better entrances the entrances are horrible 2. bigger hell in the cell should be able to have weapons 3.edit the attire should have something they update the attire 4.better Gm mode( make more choices 5. You shouldn't have to send so much money on items like on svr 2008. 6.more songs that we actaully like 7.have the macthes updated like this friday Triple h in a Lumberjack match and something else I forgot. 8.more matches 9. Ask the wwe superstars what they would like on the game. I think it is selfish. That is what TNa Aj Styles and Samoa Joe did with Midway.

Poem help? :]? Here's the poem: Two Tramps In Mud Time by Robert Frost Out of the mud two strangers came And caught me splitting wood in the yard, And one of them put me off my aim By hailing cheerily "Hit them hard!" I knew pretty well why he had dropped behind And let the other go on a way. I knew pretty well what he had in mind: He wanted to take my job for pay. Good blocks of oak it was I split, As large around as the chopping block; And every piece I squarely hit Fell splinterless as a cloven rock. The blows that a life of self-control Spares to strike for the common good, That day, giving a loose to my soul, I spent on the unimportant wood. The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day When the sun is out and the wind is still, You're one month on in the middle of May. But if you so much as dare to speak, A cloud comes over the sunlit arch, A wind comes off a frozen peak, And you're two months back in the middle of March. A bluebird comes tenderly up to alight And turns to the wind to unruffle a plume, His song so pitched as not to excite A single flower as yet to bloom. It is snowing a flake; and he half knew Winter was only playing possum. Except in color he isn't blue, But he wouldn't advise a thing to blossom. The water for which we may have to look In summertime with a witching wand, In every wheelrut's now a brook, In every print of a hoof a pond. Be glad of water, but don't forget The lurking frost in the earth beneath That will steal forth after the sun is set And show on the water its crystal teeth. The time when most I loved my task The two must make me love it more By coming with what they came to ask. You'd think I never had felt before The weight of an ax-head poised aloft, The grip of earth on outspread feet, The life of muscles rocking soft And smooth and moist in vernal heat. Out of the wood two hulking tramps (From sleeping God knows where last night, But not long since in the lumber camps). They thought all chopping was theirs of right. Men of the woods and lumberjacks, They judged me by their appropriate tool. Except as a fellow handled an ax They had no way of knowing a fool. Nothing on either side was said. They knew they had but to stay their stay And all their logic would fill my head: As that I had no right to play With what was another man's work for gain. My right might be love but theirs was need. And where the two exist in twain Theirs was the better right--agreed. But yield who will to their separation, My object in living is to unite My avocation and my vocation As my two eyes make one in sight. Only where love and need are one, And the work is play for mortal stakes, Is the deed ever really done For Heaven and the future's sakes. I'm doing my homework, and I have to...umm..whats that word...I think cite the number next to the poem. For example: oh whatever;dfjjfsklnfskldfk (39) <----------How do I do this? Is it called stanzas or what? I'm doing it base on the poem of robert frosts. I don't know how to get the number? Can someone please help.

what are some of the most inappropriate songs that could be played at the most inappropriate moments? i.e.-? 'the lumberjack' by jackyl at the international tree-huggers annual ball... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSJLop26yI ...ok that one's not very good and of course the ith is a fictional entity... i'm sure you r&p peeps can think of plenty better! fiction or non- fiction...