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I'm a lumberjack. Am I OK? I'm a lumberjack and I think I'm OK. I usually sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea. I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!! Like I said, I'm a lumberjack and I think I'm OK. What do you think?
Does John Edwards Want To Be President , A Fashion Model , . . .. . . .Or Maybe a Lumberjack ? See inside !!? Edwards : "Ohhhhhhhh , I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok , I sleep all night and I work all day . Choir : He's a lumberjack and he's ok , he sleeps all night and he works all day . Edwards : I cut down trees , I eat my lunch , I go to the lavatory . On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea. Choir : He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory . On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea. Edwards : I cut down trees , I skip and jump , I like to press wild-flowers . I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars !! Choir : He cuts down trees , he skips and jumps , he likes to press wild-flowers . He puts on women's clothing. . . . and hangs around in bars ??? Edwards : I chop down trees , I wear high-heels , suspenders and a bra . I wish I'd been a girlie , just like my dear Papa . Choir : He cuts down trees , he wears high-heels , suspenders. . . . . .and a bra?? Maybe THAT'S why he's always fixing his hair ?
canada viddeoooss....i m canadian!!!? ok so i m in grade 10, and we have to do a project on stereotypes that are Canadian (like us all being lumberjacks and habitants of igloos, saying eh and stuff like that) so we have to do a video along with the "I am canadian anthem" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvskLypt0c4&feature=related NOT O CANADA! ok so we wanna make it really funny so could u give us some ideas the video only has to be like 1-2 minutes long so just something really funny for everyone to laugh and stuff :) THANKS i appreciate it a lot :)
What's The Real Importance Of Campaign Theme Songs ? . . BTW , What Do You Think Of John Edwards' Song ?? Edwards : OOOOOOOOhhhhhhh , I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK , I sleep all night and I work all day . Choir : He's a lumberjack and he's OK , he sleeps all night and he works all day . Edwards : I cut down trees , I eat my lunch , I go to the lavatory . On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea . Choir : He cuts down trees , he eats his lunch , he goes to the lavatory . On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea . Edwards : I cut down trees , I skip and jump , I like to press wild-flowers . I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars !! Choir : He cuts down trees , he skips and jumps , he likes to press wild-flowers . He puts on women's clothing. . . . . and hangs around in bars ??? Edwards : I chop down trees , I wear high-heels , suspenders and a bra . I wish I'd been a girlie , just like my dear Pa-pa !! Choir : He cuts down trees , he waers high-heels .. . . suspenders and a bra ???? After his comment last night , is there any doubt? Loftit - You are correct sir , however the mind shall never be void of good-natured humor !! << Earnest T PhD/THC 2007 .
Have you had any really absurd "violations" lately, crazy like this one? Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:45:43 -0700 (PDT) From: "paul doyle" <----------------> View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert Subject: Re: Violation Notice Email To: "Yahoo! Answers" <answers-abuse@cc.yahoo-inc.com> Frankly, I wonder why this was violated. this was an attempt to make Monty Python fans to do a "call and response". If you aren't aware, "The Lumberjack Song" was one of the most famous Monty Python skits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDrIMzHzQQk&mode=related&search= In any event, this was done with no harm intended, whatsoever. Yahoo! Answers <answers-abuse@cc.yahoo-inc.com> wrote: Hello PaulyDragon (------------) You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your content has been deleted. Community Guidelines help to keep Yahoo! Answers a safe and useful community, so we appreciate your consideration of its rules. Deleted Question: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK . . .? Question Details: If you feel this content was removed in error, please contact Customer Care and tell us why. Regards, Yahoo! Customer Care This is a service email related to your use of Yahoo! Answers. To learn more about Yahoo!\'s use of personal information, including the use of web beacons in HTML-based email, please read our Privacy Policy. Yahoo! Answers is located at 701 First Avenue, Sunnyvale, CA 94089. Copyright © 2007 Yahoo! Inc. All rights reserved. Terms of Service.
how can rational conservatives believe this person's ignorant view on climate change? http://kdka.com/national/Sarah.Palin.climate.2.1481455.html i'm lost for words. would you buy snake oil policies from this woman? and why does this article make me want to sing monty python's lumberjack song? "i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok, i sleep all night an i work all day i cut down trees i wear high heels suspenders and a bra i wish i'd been a girly just like my dear papa" apologies to any canadians reading this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg&feature=related dana and dr.huh, i know it looks strange, but i want to believe at least some of them can be pulled back from the brink. the more we polarize, the worse it gets. gary f; i feel as a feminist i ought to support her..... no i bliddy dont! she is a tool of the patriarchy and a traitor to all womankind.
is this ok? I have a Q here!? I've decided to teach myself how to be a lumberjack, per fsay, and so I take my giant saw that I stole and I got out the middle of the night and I ROAR and I run at the nearest tree and I cut it down. I punch it a few times before with the my mighty fists....and....let's just say, those trees have no idea what hit them. Now I'm running out of trees because I've cut down all of the ones near my house on commercial drive in vancouver. Will I ever be able to cut down every tree? I think they are a scourge and I want them felled! All of them! I'm meant to be a lumberjack, aren't i?
ok so im a freshman and a senior likes me....? alright, so, theres this guy at my school and he's a senior and he supposedly "likes me" atleast thats wat he said, on txt he was like, "i'm srry,, i like you and i don't know how to tell you other than text, do you like me?"but idk if he really likes me. all i know is, his friends and him are called the lumberjacks or somthn and they have this hangout place called,the lodge" and he gave me an invite(this was an invitation only party)and then was txting and calling seeing if i was gonna come.then my dad was like hvae him call me, to my brother thats a sophmore that he plays football w/, and justin took my phone from me and gave him my dads #.so he called my dad and asked him if i could go.(it was a halloween party)dad said idk.but i decided not to since no other freshman were going.anyways he txted me last night saying that and i want your opinions on this please.btw-hes the quarterback, well was.but football seasons over.and i'm a cheerleader. i dont want anything rude. thanks. he also told his friends that he thinks i'm hott.i am worried he just wants to... okay, i just want ur opinions..
Help me with this question, Nobody has been able to help me......... 10 points? Ok i'm half white/asian and i look more white. Anyway what goes well with a lumberjack shirt.I'm not a big fan of those type of shirt's but i don't want to be looking like some sort of redneck. My grandmother got me the shirt and i don't want the shirt to go to waste but i don't know what to wear the shirt with or what type of style i should look like. Ladies what do you think looks good
What do you think of this little boys jacket for a teenage girl? OK so I work at Old Navy, and the other day I saw we had this cute little lumberjack pattern hoodie in for boys. I tried on the XL in little boys and it fit me, so I got it. It's on this page: http://www.oldnavy.com/browse/product.do?searchCID=26519&pid=594485&scid=594485002&vid=-1 If you click on "new black" it's that one, only the inside of that (cuz it's reversible). I'm a 17 year old girl, do you think this is alright for me to wear just as a casual hoodie to wear when I'm at the park with friends, or going for a walk, etc?
CANADIAN RANT HELPPPP MEEE? Ok i need to make a rant about canada and it needs to be like one below can anyone help me? Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! and the best part of North America My name is Joe!! And I am Canadian!!!
white dungarees this summer's must have for...some men? i say some men have because i don't think it would suit all men....i not long saw my friend wearing them and he looked damn cool! but then again he is over 6ft black but light skinned and has a complete bald head. the only sad thing is he smokes which obviously is not good for him. but he looked really cool...i think he was wearing black desert boots with them...he's the kind of guy that would have women turning their head saying who is that man? lol...they wouldn't say that about me because i'm only 5ft 6 pot bellied and although i'm bald like my friend i don't think a white pair of dungarees would suit me at all. well maybe if i lost quite a few pounds i may just carry them off ok but now? no way. anyway back to my question...are you aware that white dungarees are the hottest thing for guys since the lumberjack check shirt? i don't have any of those shirts...i don't think they look nice and too many guys are wearing them just because its the latest and i don't think it suits everyone...you got to be able to wear them without looking like a poser i think. so anyway please share your thoughts and also if you know of something that is coming in please share it. thanks.
what do you think of my storyline? ok i'm getting sick of the same storylines in wwe atm so i made 1 of my own to see if you guys would like it here it is my storyline is a randy orton evan borune rivalry at mitb randy is about to win bourne kicks him off the ladder and wins. the next night on raw orton congratulates bourne but also says everybody who has won the money in the bank ladder match has been a good a wrestler and you are the worst i have ever seen win 1 and that it's a fluke. bourne says he will face randy tonight in a no dq match to prove it wasn't a fluke. orton agrees. the match then starts and bourne leaves the ring straight away and gets booed he goes backstage and randy follows him as soon as randy gets back stage he is attacked by nexus cena goes to help but bourne hits him with a ladder. nexus continue to bash orton and then start on cena while bourne sets a ladder up. he climbs the ladder and gives the shooting star press to orton. just gabriel then moves the ladder and 450 splashes john cena. the show ends with wade barrett shaking evan bournes hand. THE NEXT RAW Evan bourne goes out and says he proved last week it wasn't a fluke and gets boo'd nexus then come out looking pissed and jericho is with them. they surround the ring and bourne thinks he's going to be attacked. jericho gets on the mic and says what bourne did last week was smart take out the 2 top dogs of raw in 1 go. sheamus then comes to the stage and says it was cowardly and that if bourne and nexus took out the top dogs why is he still standing here wwe champion? nexus then start walking towards sheamus who runs off. nexus then go back to bourne and jericho says that if bourne can get jericho a title show then he and nexus will stay clears of bourne. bourne is about to agree but john cena's music hits. john cena comes out with randy orton and sheamus. cena has brass knuckles, orton has a steel chair and sheamus has a lead pipe they all run down to the ring and bourne and jericho run off in the crowd. john cena goes after wade barrett who escapes farely quickly the rest on nexus also get away except for michael tarver. they beet the living **** out of tarver then the mystery gm (michael cole) says if orton cena and sheamus don't stop what their doing there will be consequences.they don't stop. they get another email and it says you were warned to stop now face the consequence tonight sheamus will put his title on the line against jericho in a lumberjack match with the lumberjacks being nexus and bourne. John cena is told he will not be competing at summerslam unless he can beat the great khali, mark henry and kane in a 3 on 1 handicap match tonight and that orton will next week face all of nexus in a 6 on 1 handicap match. they are all pissed and bash michael tarver to a pulp and then tarver gets stretchered out. later that night sheamus fights jericho and loses when bourne hits air bourne off a ladder onto him out side the ring. jericho pins him orton then runs down and attacks bourne but eventually gets beaten down by nexus the sheamus and cena come down aand also get beet down. at the end of raw bourne tells orton it wasn't a fluke and he won the mitb ladder match because he is better then him. this is all i have atm i will add more later =) i'll continue on the story line later but thats all i got atm
Seriously need help!! Do my dreams mean anything or do i just have a weird mind? Hi, I've always had weird dreams, mostly where i have to run like across the country away from something or when everyones after me for some reason when i've done nothing wrong or when i'm the survivor from Aliens/zombies etc? (lol) Anyway, i had another one just now, where China was planning for an attack on America (i was in america but I don't know what in the world i was doing there). Anyway they had this giant bomb shelter, and after China started to attack and it was destroyed. Me, one of my friends, Will smith, My mother?, and this IT manager were all running away and eventually we found a cabin in the mountains it belonged to Lumberjack Bill(lol what?). He let us stay over, so everyone went to their rooms, then lumberjack bill turned into my IT teacher (I like her, but shes like the Villain in this?) Anyway she goes up stairs holding a knife, now i start to get suspcioius. Then i saw this boy from my school again, but I don't really know him that well. And then I said he's your son isn't HE!!! I know it! And she starts saying get out get out of here!!!! So i rush downstairs and get my shoes and for some reason a annoying person i know was wearing them. Anyway i rush out of the house and end up at my street? And now one of my friends is running with me?? Then, the villian like person calls the police and she trys to bring me down using a very long peice of wheat that got stuck in my throat, but all i did was just pull it out. Then, she got closer, and these two boys stopped her and kept her busy by showing her thier 88Minute performence on Youtube--It acutally had the youtube bar under them) And it ends there? Ok..... lol?
FUNNIEST JOKE of the century!!? LOL ok here it is. 3 men go to hell. They meet the devil who says` welcome, now i'm going to cut off ur `your -u know what- according to ur fathers job. The first man turn. the devils asks him` what is ur daddy's job?., the man answers`he was a lumberjack' so the devil got a chainsaw and vmmmm the second man. he says his father was a butcher, so the devil got a knife and bam! The devil came to the third man but found he was smiling, he asks, why are you smiling? The man answers 'Well, my father was a lollipop maker'
Help with squat variants? Ok, recently i set up a little gym at home (purely free weights) but i don't have a rack or anything (i'm only 16 so not a lot of money). Lately i've been doing lumberjack squats on the 20 rep routine but i've run out of space on the bar. Any ideas apart from buying more weights how i can add more weight to this as i really enjoy this exercise. Also has anyone tried Zercher or barbell hack squats, and are they any good or do they both work the back more than the legs. Thanks
Help me with this question, Nobody has been able to help me......... 10 points? Ok i'm half white/asian and i look more white. Anyway what goes well with a lumberjack shirt.I'm not a big fan of those type of shirt's but i don't want to be looking like some sort of redneck. My grandmother got me the shirt and i don't want the shirt to go to waste but i don't know what to wear the shirt with or what type of style i should look like. Ladies what do you think looks good
Help me with this question, Nobody has been able to help me......... 10 points? Ok i'm half white/asian and i look more white. Anyway what goes well with a lumberjack shirt.I'm not a big fan of those type of shirt's but i don't want to be looking like some sort of redneck. My grandmother got me the shirt and i don't want the shirt to go to waste but i don't know what to wear the shirt with or what type of style i should look like. Ladies what do you think looks good. I'm a guy and yes Van is my first name
Seriously need help!! Do my dreams mean anything or do i just have a weird mind? Hi, I've always had weird dreams, mostly where i have to run like across the country away from something or when everyones after me for some reason when i've done nothing wrong or when i'm the survivor from Aliens/zombies etc? (lol) Anyway, i had another one just now, where China was planning for an attack on America (i was in america but I don't know what in the world i was doing there). Anyway they had this giant bomb shelter, and after China started to attack and it was destroyed. Me, one of my friends, Will smith, My mother?, and this IT manager were all running away and eventually we found a cabin in the mountains it belonged to Lumberjack Bill(lol what?). He let us stay over, so everyone went to their rooms, then lumberjack bill turned into my IT teacher (I like her, but shes like the Villain in this?) Anyway she goes up stairs holding a knife, now i start to get suspcioius. Then i saw this boy from my school again, but I don't really know him that well. And then I said he's your son isn't HE!!! I know it! And she starts saying get out get out of here!!!! So i rush downstairs and get my shoes and for some reason a annoying person i know was wearing them. Anyway i rush out of the house and end up at my street? And now one of my friends is running with me?? Then, the villian like person calls the police and she trys to bring me down using a very long peice of wheat that got stuck in my throat, but all i did was just pull it out. Then, she got closer, and these two boys stopped her and kept her busy by showing her thier 88Minute performence on Youtube--It acutally had the youtube bar under them) And it ends there? Ok..... lol?
Help me with this question, Nobody has been able to help me......... 10 points? Ok i'm half white/asian and i look more white. Anyway what goes well with a lumberjack shirt.I'm not a big fan of those type of shirt's but i don't want to be looking like some sort of redneck. My grandmother got me the shirt and i don't want the shirt to go to waste but i don't know what to wear the shirt with or what type of style i should look like. Ladies what do you think looks good. I'm a guy and yes Van is my first name
What would be good to put on signs for an extreme rival game? OK... Tomorrow is a basketball game between my school and our biggest rival. We're both in the same county.. and our schools hate eachother more than anything!!! What would be some good/creative sayings to put on signs?? (We're the Lumberjacks and they're the Grizzlies)
What are your cyber sunday predictions? Ok this the matches I THINK would be announced for cyber sunday Taker vs Big show fan vote match type: Casket match, Last man standing match, or Regular match. Rey vs Kane Fans vote loser's fate: Loser leaves raw, Loser has a rematch, Loser Removes mask (to rey only) ECW title Matt Hardy vs Mark henry fans vote match type: Extreme rules match, Lumberjack match, or Stretcher match
Ok,people..May i inquire of you to hit me with the song,band,And the album,please?..........? Pulldown some more pts.people............... Hey sad and Blue What are you gonna do? Blow your self away Or tie up your own left shoe,and walk out the door Ready to roar,check your guns at the door There's a man you should see A "Generation X" Bukowski who knows about life The life imitating art Well i saw him today Hanging out at the old railway Chasing ghosts and drinking armour,a price he's always had to pay And we all felt pretty stunned Watching him hitch out on Highway One A guitar against his elbow,knowing more than they'll ever know Know about life,life imitating art Ah,you hear about life,life imitating art Pills and crowns and nervous breakdowns Why so few will "crawl with you" I can't remember who first said this but,"Ignorance is bliss"! When i go on patrol,drinking Tequila Gold Broken hearts and burning bridges A lumberjack for the cold And a kiss from you hand in glove Do you feel like making love? There's a blanket out in the garage
Could anyone draw a bear with an axe through it? Ok.. this is the weirdes thing to ask, but is there anyone out there that could draw a grizzly bear with an axe through it. Here's why. I go to a school whose mascot is the Lumberjack, and our biggest rival has a Grizzly Bear as theirs. And I want a good drawing of a grizzly bear that was killed my an axe... Is there anyone out there that is talented/bored enough that could do this for me????
Ok I need help figuring out this movie? Its about a girl and she runs away to try and find her Dad. He's like a lumberjack or something, he works in the woods. She is like 12 and she finds a wolf that goes with her. She is a total tom-boy. Does any of this sound familiar? LOL
Joke first, puzzle following, OK? Paddy heard that a fortune could be made working as a lumberjack in Canada so off he goes and after some weeks arrives at a lumberjack camp and asks the foreman for a job. "Okay, son, but first you have to do a test. If you can chop down 100 treees tomorrow, you're hired." So next day Paddy gets his chainsaw and happily saws away all day. When the trees are counted, there are only 98. "Oh well," says the foreman, "you'll get another chance tomorrow." Next day, same story - but 99 trees. "I don't believe this," says the foreman, "a big fella like you should be able to cut down 100 trees in a day. You get one more chance, and I'll join you to show you the trick of it." Next day, Paddy and the foreman go into the forest. Upon arrival at a nice spot, the foreman puts the chain saw on the ground and starts the engine. Says Paddy, "Holy Cow! Where's that noise coming from?" Puzzle: Two American coins add up to thirty cents, yet one of them is not a nickel. What coins are they? FYI I'm not American either! Element_mix: Yes, but he used it MANUALLY - he didn't pull the starter cord!
ok wwe wrestle mania 25 is less than a week away, whats your predictions? (10 points for most correct)? i'll give ten points to whoever gets the most correct results after wm25 is over. here's mine. WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton d. Triple H to win the WWE Championship Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal: Trish Stratus is crowned Miss WrestleMania Singles Match: Shawn Michaels d. Undertaker WWE vs. World Tag Team Championships Lumberjack Match: John Morrison & The Miz w/ Nikki Bella d. Carlito & Primo w/ Brie Bella World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match: Big Show d. Edge and John Cena to win the WHC Championship Extreme Rules Match: Jeff Hardy d. Matt Hardy 3 on 1 Handicap Match: Snuka, Steamboat, & Piper w/ Flair, Rourke, & Austin d. Chris Jericho Intercontinental Championship Match: JBL d. Rey Mysterio to retain the IC Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Winner: Shelton Benjamin BQ: Dark Match - ECW Championship Battle Royal: Jack Swagger retains the ECW Championship the BQ means what will the dark match be and who wins it...
Would u go with me? I'm a lumberjack & i'm ok I sleep Alnight & I work all Day, I cut down tress I wear high heels, susbendies & a bra. I wish I'd been a girly just like my dear Papa. lol
Which Wrestler do you hate the most and how would you fire them? Mine would be JBL. I heard that the reason the the stage collapsed on Vince was because JBL drove his limo into it. I plan to use that in JBL's demise. First off, Vince comes back and JBL is noticeably nervous around him. Vince acts normally. JBL is scheduled to fight, but does not know his opponent yet. He enters the ring and as he is waiting, the big screen comes alive with footage of him crashing into the stage. Dozens of wrestlers walk down the to the ring and surround him. Cue the music. You got NO CHANCE. NO CHANCE IN HELL. Vince makes his way to the ring and announces that tonights opponent for JBL will be him, in a I QUIT, Lumberjack match. Ok, thats mine, anyone else?
What are peoples takes on one night stand? i thought it was terrible overall my review goes like this(ill keep it quite short for you) rvd vs orton stretcher match- thought it was terrible way too slow and not enough pops for the match i think orton should of stayed on the stretcher when rvd went for the suicide dive and hit it that woulda been pretty extreme and i think orton shoulda won with an rko onto the stretcher that would been a batter finisher mark henry vs kane lumberjack match-terrible all round no pops at all match too slow should have been dropped from the card ecw originals and cm punk vs new breed tables match-was ok ish only one good pop for me and that was the finish hardys vs wgtt for the titles was a very very gd match and thought there were plenty of pops and i enjoyed that match very much best match wwe has had for a long time womens title match was pointless candice michelle vs melina i think melina should have retained whc match was boring and stale ecw title match only one gd pop cena sucked
Do you know this joke song about Canada? Its something like: I'm Canadian but I'm not gay I'm just so polite that it seem that way (I think to the tune of "I'm a lumberjack but I'm ok" from monty python) I guess I should be more clear, I was looking for the rest of the lyrics. PS It is ILLEGAL to drive in Nova Scotia or Quebec while talking on a cellphone. Be thankful you didn't get a ticket. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse.
Would Michael be better than Sarah? Sarah may be a hunter, but Michael is a Lumberjack! And he's OK! Nyuck, nyuck! "The Cambridge and Oxford educated Pythons knew better than anybody else the mass-market appeal of sophomoric humor...." TRUE! They would spell it "humour" though.
I think I got ripped at wrestlemania, care to clarify? Ok so i ordered it on PPV HD and i got all the matches except for the primo and carlito vs. john morrison and the miz lumberjack match. Was it there? Did i miss it? What number match was it? and what was the outcome?
Polyvore Outfit For a Guy By Me...Too Feminine? http://www.polyvore.com/so_do_you_love_your/set?id=7593326 last time i posted this half the responses said it was gay, but never gave any insight. I mean, ok, its not lumberjack manly, but thats not what im going for...can you see why they said that? what do you think about it?
I need a ride from Flagstaff to Spokane.? Ok, so this probably isn't the best idea but I'm tryin to get up to Spokane or Cheney WA, leaving Flagstaff around the 14th of November. Im out cheap ideas. I know the lumberjacks have a football game on the 15th but I can't find a tailgate party either. Any suggestions or offers? I'd be comin back around the 17th but If I can only get a ride one way I can deal with it.
Halo 3 sword trick? Ok, whats the deal. I'm generally pretty good with swords, but occasionaly i'll get somebody who seems like they're litteraly hacking away at me. I know, press B.............Why doesn't it work for me? I press it faster than the speed of light, nothing happens. I always lose, wherea s my opponent just keeps attacking like some sort of crazy lumberjack. Hack hack hack. While i'm still recovering from my lunge.....What's the deal? How do you go about getting it to go that fast?
any loggers out there? (chainsaw)? ok so i am a "lumberjack" and am about to purchase my first saw (have always used my fathers...family business) i mostly use a husky 357 to down trees and was wondering what wouldbe the best saw out there for me to purchase(my dad is too biased of husky 357s to be any help) . i personally prefer husqvarna and stihls to everything else. im starting my own side business of making developements so i will be cutting down everysized tree... thanks
Two Cyber Sunday Spoiler Matches? I just saw the promo for Cyber Sunday and two matches where shown. John Cena Vs. Randy Orton for the wwe title and the choices are: Falls count anywhere, Lumberjack and Hell in a Cell . For Smackdown, in a fatal four way it will be Batista vs. Taker vs. Mark Henry vs The Great Khail and the choices for a special guest ref are: Stone Cold, Mick Foley and Roddy Roddy Piper. Hmm idk bout the 4 way or cena thing but ok
2 new Gimmick Ideas For Kahli? Ok i thought of 2 good ones you guys let me know what you like better. 1. Donk the clown. For this to work wwe needs to bring back Doink and Dink the clown you would have a midget a average size man and a giant. 2.Paul Bunyan. Just Imagen Kahli coming out in blue jeans with a Flannel shirt and Suspenders weiding a giant ax, I mean when you think about it Kahli has the Wrestling moves of a big Lumberjack so why not play into it.
cheerleaders that decorate posters and door signs please read!! ? ? ok so were in the football playoffs and we usually decorate signs on the football players doors that say slay the dragons tame the wildcats sting the hornets drill the lumberjacks so this week the team we're playing is the blue devils does anyone have vany creative ideas for blue devils? thankyou(:
Movie question...again? ok i know ive posted alot of questions on possible ideas for my movie that takes place in the woods and ive narrowed it down to either the lumberjack idea or the man in a tuxedo idea. i really like the tux idea bc its original but i dont think it would make sense in the wooded location. would it be kool? and also where could i find an old tux that i could get dirty?
THAT 70S SHOW QUESTION! have you ever noticed with Jackie and Donna that...? Ok... ONLY answer if you watch That 70s Show... Has anyone ever noticed how badly Jackie treats Donna as a friend (Calling her Lumberjack, huge feet, red hair is gross, etc.) But still she must be wrong because guys fall all over Donna! So (even though she is really cruel and spoiled) Does that mean Jackie is probably thinking she is more attractive than Donna! SO here is the real question... Who is more attractive to you.. Donna or Jackie... and do you agree with what Jackie says about her?
Who else thought that Raw was really good? i thought this was one of the greatest raws in a long time this show delivered the WM all star match was awesome the Lumberjack unfication match was good the 10 diva ag team match was ok and that Santina vs Beth Pheonix segment was HILLARIOUS and BATISTA returned and they announced 2 HUGE main events for Backlash which r John Cena vs Edge in a Last Man Standing match which should be really good and Legacy vs HHH Shan McMahon and Batista and if Legacy wins then Orton wins the wwe title and the same for HHH if his team wins i think Raw was awesome what do u think about raw and these 2 matches set for Backlash
strongest man joke??? The local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time, including the professional wrestlers and bodybuilders, but nobody could do it. One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing a tie and a pair of pants hiked up past his belly button. He said in a squeaky annoying voice, "I'd like to try the bet." Even the hillbilly chicks burst into laughter. After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "Ok," grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. He then handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What did you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, weight lifter, or what?" The man replied, "I work for the IRS." i would give raju the 10 points but he's level 7 already so i give it up to vote so vote and get a point anybody...
political joke? The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied "I work for the IRS."
girls who snore.? ok, so is snoring a deal breaker for guys??? not like a cute little snore, like a old man, lumberjack-esqe snore. because that's how i snore, and it's sooooo embarassing, but i can't help it! i've had surgery to correct my sinuses but it didn't work. so what would you do if you found a great girl, but she snored really loudly? i've had my adnoids removed and it still happens. but the weird thing is, i dont snore at home, only at others houses. maybe its a self conscious thing?
Anyone know what song this is? ok i know these are little details but i remember this song from a while ago and it was like a lumberjack rock song lol there was a chainsaw in the background? i think it was dirty my mom didn't want me to listen to it when i was little lol thanks Thank You Deke thats it :) lol This song cracks me up!
Has anybody ever noticed on "That '70s Show"? Ok this is something I recently noticed on "That 70s Show" (im getting caught up... just started watching the DVDs and am on season 5 now...) Anyways... Jackie is obviously a spoiled brat who thinks she is the ONLY pretty one and makes fun of Donna for being "TOO TALL" or "RED HAIR IS GROSS" or "YOUR A LUMBERJACK" or "YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN STYLE" etc. etc. etc. But even though Jackie says those things guys still fall ALL over Donna... AND she has a Radio show name HOT DONNA to name for it! So I guess what I am asking is who in your opinion do you think is hotter/prettier... Is Jackie right and Donna is not pretty or is Donna HOT for this DON'T judge personality of them JUST looks :-P that is wierd to say :-DDD
Need help with 'black border photos'? Ok check out these photo links, http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/lumberjack_commandos.jpg and http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/thejames13/1207133803637.jpg definately hillarious pics, but i only know to call these photos as 'black border pictures' is there some sort of universal name for them? and if so are there anywebsites that host tons of them?
here is a joke for ya tell me what you think!!? The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied "I work for the IRS."
wrestlemania? ok i think this will be the final match card (maybe 1 or 2 more matches) so who will win and what is your rating out of ten for every match? no:1 triple threat cena v orton v HHH no:2 Undertaker v edge no:3 michaels v flair no:4 finlay v jbl (belfast brall) no:5 Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. The Big Show no:6 Umaga vs. Batista no:7 Playboy BunnyMania Lumberjack match: Maria and Candice Michelle vs. Beth Phoenix and Melina no:8/9 24 man battle royal winner faces chavo for ecw title later that night no:10 Money in the Bank ladder match: Mr. Kennedy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Chris Jericho vs. Carlito vs. Montel Vontavious Porter vs. CM Punk vs. john morrison? vs. TBD no jeff hardy this match should be interesting because of jeff hardy suspension, i could have sworn that hardy was going to win but now things have goten more interesting p.s do you think that the winner will cash it in later that night?
XMen ORIGINS: wolverine THEORY WHATS YOURS? Ok so you have anyquestions about xmen origins heres my theory is kina long but its worth it trust me So turns out wolverine and Victor are brothers as kidz and wolverine accidently kills his real father so wolverine and victor run away and go into all kindz of wars of our past like vietnam etc etc..but victor starts to really get into killng humans even his own soilder comrads and they both go to military prison then magneto shows up gives them the chance to get out of prison and work for them so he gets all these mutans to kill and help him fing this black metal material that is suppost to be very strong and stuff so wolverine no longer wants part in magnetos plans to find this metal minerals so he leaves the crew and his brother victor stays so time goes by wolverine is now a lumberjack and lives in a lil house in the mountain with his wife turns out his brother goes crazy looking for the other members of magnetos crew (i guess they all split up) and killz them (as it appears) he finds wolverines wife and kills her so now wolverine is full of hate and wants revenge on his brother so magneto finds him again and tells him he has found the strong metal he has been looking for and asks wolverine to volunteer on this experiment he is working on then he can show him were victor is well thats when magneto gives him the metal skeleton so magneto tries to take advantage of wolverine because he is uncousios and he trys to erase wolverines memory so magneto can use him to his benefit so wolverine smells something is bad and brakes free so then he finds some of his old crew members and helps him get to victor along the way he finds gambit,blob etc etc but most of them get killed by victor so gambit helps wolverine get to magnetos secret island were he is doing all this experiments on mutans and turns out that the other crew memebers were killed but victor is working for magneto and he takes the bodys to magneto wich at this time magneto is working to combine all his powers to build the greates weapon (i guess for himself) so wolverine finds magneto turns out his wife was not killed she worked for magneto too she has the power of seduction and she seducted wolverine so that magneto kept him around so then wolverine sees victor and realizes he works for magneto and he starts to get all mad and confused because he really love his wife but it was all a fake so he puts all this anger and walks away (i guess thats why he is so miserable and angry) so turns out wolverines ex wife did wat she did to get her sister back from magneto ( her sister has diamond strong skin) so magneto does not hold his end of the deal so she feels really guilty for wat she did to wolverine she walkaway screaming at victor "HE IS JUST USING US" victor being the beast he is does not listen and attacks her wolvering hears her scream and runs back to the lab and finds victor choking the girl wolvering and victor start fighting (the reason victor hates his younger brother wolverine is because magneto cant apply the same metal skeleton because victors body wouldnt be able to stand the pain and could die so he is jealous of wolverine) so wolverine of course kicks victors ass and his wife apologizes and asks him to help her find her sister with the diamond skin witch is awesome cuz her skin turns into real diamond sking and is shinny so they find her and he frees all of the other mutans and magneto or stricker had been working on a mutan with the swords i forgot his name and he makes his body way stronger than wolverines like as soon as you stab him he heals instantly and the swords come out of his hand similar to wolverines but one big sword so they start fighting (he looks like a deformed inbread mutant with no mouth) meanwhile the other mutans wich are still kidz like teenagers are fighting some guys with guns and thats when cyclops first appears as a teenager anyways wolverine and (lets call him weapon 11) are stil fighting and he has multiple powers he can teletransport himself so then he stabs wolverine in the back with both swords and wolverine cant heal fast as he can (by the way weapon 11 is human but can be controlled thru a computer wich magneto is controlling he is about to chop wolverines head of when victor shows up and pushes weapon 11 out of the edge of a building along with wolverine but victor catches him and wolverine is like hanging from the building victor picks him back up but then weapon 11 teletransports himself back up and both are fighting agains him turns out he has cylops power too and can re-lease beams out of his eyes as victor distracts him wolveringe quickly chops his head off and throws him out the building so thats the end of him victor and wolverine are still not cool but victor tells him im still your brother and wonders off logan jumps of the builidn because is colpasing and a giant pieace of concret is about to fall on him when gambit swings into action and brakes the concrete wall in half and he leaves to save
Enjoy a non-religious (but, reality) lemon joke, anyone? At Lemon's Cocktail Bar, the bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win $1,000! Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man, John Lemon, came into the bar. Wearing thick dark shades and a polyester suit, he said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man, John Lemon. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass!! The crowd cheered as the bartender paid the $1000.. "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The scrawny little man replied "I work for the Inland Revenue. I squeeze real hard!" Inland Revenue = IRS, non-religious entity. Glad I tickled your funnybones! Glad I tickled your funnybones!
why does everybody stereotype new jersey? for all yall sterotype my state this is what i think of you: PA: Learn how to ******* drive NY: What else is in your state besides NYC? Learn how to ******* drive CT: No one gives a **** about you. Learn how to ******* drive VT: I thought you already became part of Canada. Learn how to ******* drive NH: Same with you NH. Learn how to ******* drive ME:Forest, Hicks and whole lotta nothing. Learn how to ******* drive MA: Just beat the ******* Yankees for christ's sake. Learn how to ******* drive RI: I drove through your state in 10 minutes HA. Learn how to ******* drive OH: Yea, you got sick football. Annything else? Nope. Learn how to ******* drive KY: Why the **** are you called the Blue Grass State?Learn how to ******* drive MD:Your famous for Crabs? (Is it the thing in the ocean or the other one). Learn how to ******* drive DE: Absolutely no one gives a **** about that state. Learn how to ******* drive VA: No one realizes it but its the middle of ******* no where. What are you gonna say Thomas Jefferson could totally kick Springsteen's ***. Learn how to ******* drive NC: Wassup ya'll. Wait did I say that too fast. Learn how to ******* drive SC: Wait who won the civil war? Learn how to ******* drive GA: Got peaches? Learn how to ******* drive FL: Blacks and cubans, oh yeah I forgot about Disney World. Does Mickey Mouse speak Spanish?Learn how to ******* drive AL: Hick country USA/ where Dubrule went to college. Learn how to ******* drive MS: Man, I wish New Jersey had a sweet river named after it too. Learn how to ******* drive LA: Dumbest,poorest (AKA blackest) state in America. Learn how to ******* drive TX: Dumb oil hicks. Learn how to ******* drive OK: Would you beat Texas in football one of these days. Learn how to ******* drive NE: Got corn? Learn how to ******* drive IA: Got even more corn? Learn how to ******* drive IN: Middle of no where. Mad KKK too. Learn how to ******* drive MI: HAHA you have to live near Canada. Learn how to ******* drive WV: Wow, that sucks you live in West Virginia. Learn how to ******* drive TN: How ya'll doin. Learn how to ******* drive MO: Country Music rocks.............Not. Learn how to ******* drive KS: Dude, tornadoes suck. Learn how to ******* drive WI: I hate cheese. Learn how to ******* drive MN: Lumberjack anyone. I'd rather have the shore than a bunnch of ******* lakes. Learn how to ******* drive MT: Where the **** is Montana, is MT even your acronym. Learn how to ******* drive WY: Where the **** are you too? Should be exploited and turned into a huge night club or something. Learn how to ******* drive WA: Hey Bill Gates, thanks for all the frickin computers. Learn how to ******* drive CA: Surf's up dude, you wanna go get drunk bra, dude we're so rich, dude I just got like my 18th ferrari for my 20th birthday, Hippies, fags, mad chinese people. Learn how to ******* drive NV: Vegas baby. Learn how to ******* drive UT: Dude, how many wives do you have? Learn how to ******* drive CO: I'd rather have a Miller. Learn how to ******* drive SD: Didn't you get raped by a bunch of Indians (Sorry Native Americans)back in the day. Learn how to ******* drive ND: Almost as useless as South Dakota. Learn how to ******* drive AZ: NEW MEXICO. Learn how to ******* drive NM: Arizona has more mexicans. Learn how to ******* drive HI: Luau anyone? Really fat linemen in the NFL. Do you drive a car or a surfboard. Learn how to ******* drive AK: I've been there so this isn't a stereotype: Literally the middle of no where, no one cares about it, eskimos, rains everyday, Nothing worthwhile. Learn how to ******* drive IL: Chicago and nothing else, but a lot of good pro sports. Learn how to ******* drive BRICK CITY STAND UP!!!!!!!!
Want to do some Math Homework PLEASE HELP ME? Ok here it is 1) Each one of a group of students bought one item at a flea market. All of the items sold for the same price. There was no tax. The total paid by the students was $2.03. If each item cost more then .10 cents how many students are in the group? 2) Mr. Barnes is a lumberjack. Using his power saw, he can cut a log into 5 pieces in 6 minutes. How long would it take him to cut the log into 7 pieces? LAST ONE~ 3) Fill in the missing number: 2, 8, 27, 85, 260, ___?___, 2365 Thx to all you math whiz first answer thas right gets 10 points luv yah! 8D
plz help me find this jacket! easy 10 pts!!? ok so theres this jacket i seen a girl wearing it and i want one! but i dont know where i could get one.. its a red plaid jacket thats got a hood with white fur on it, or white fuzzy stuff on the inside (it looked like a lumberjack type thing) it was really cute and if someone could find me one that would be great (i think she said she might have gotten it at pac sun? or some store like that) also i need links for cute flannel shirts for girls like this one http://i25.tinypic.com/rbirl2.jpg plz help me yo!
WWE Cyber Sunday (2008) ? Batista vs Chris Jericho - World Title - Orton,HBK,Stone Cold ok if HBK wins the vote Batista has won the Title if Orton wins the vote Jericho has retained the Title if Stone Cold wins the vote it will be a fair Match but we all know Stone Cold will be the ref no matter what even if HBK has maybe more votes Vince is going to make Stone Cold the ref so don't waste your money texting because it's fake and if you don't agree your stupid because if it was real they wouldn't of put Stone Cold as one of the picks so they are going to have a fair match because we seen in the Batista vs HBK Lumberjack Match that Orton tried to kick Batista in the head so Jericho has already won if it's Orton because he will kick Batista and give Jericho the 1,2,3 but if it's HBK then we know Batista has won because HBK will Sweet Chin Jericho and because HBK and Jericho were Fueding and they still are i think but Batista would pick up the 1,2,3 if it's HBK What do you think???
wwe what the f!!!!!? OMG ok as u all know by now my fave wwe diva is Maria. Now I am really looking forwared to WM24 right and one of the matchs that I can not wait for is BunneyMania lumberjack tag team match were Maria and Candice will face Beth and Melina. well Candice is hurt and the put Ashley in it What do u think of wwe replaceing Candice with Ashley to team up with Maria do u think mabe wwe could of used a diff playboy cover girl or just keep Ashley and tell why
help! need help with a math question! please help due tomorrow dont understand? ok here is the question There are six digits in a sequence -- two 4's, two 5s, and two 6s. there is one digit between the two 4's; there are two digits between the two 5's; and there are three digits between the two 6's. write this sequence of numbers problem number 2 mr. barnes is a lumberjack. using his power saw, he can cut a log into 5 pieces in 6 minutes. how long would it take him to cut the log into 7 pieces? problem number 3 fill in the missing number 2,8,27,85,260, _____, 2365 problem number 5 put the following numbers into the grid so that no single digit appears more than once in any row, column or main diagonal 10,12,13,21,34,38,40,47,50,53,57,64,65,78,89,98... it is a square with 16 spaces in it thanks you for all your help i have a paper with 10 math problems and theses are the only 3 that i cannot figure out.. been working with this sheet 4 a week.. thanks!!! plz help because this is due tomorrow and ive asked my parents and they couldnt figure it out either! thanks sammy!
Wrestlemania 25? Ok i know it has been done before.. but im bored and thought I would share my dream card for WM 25. Feel free to agree or disagree and share your own predictions. Diva Lumberjack Match WWE Women's Champion Candice Michelle vs WWE Diva's Champion Victoria Winner- Victoria Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker Winner- The Undertaker Money in the Bank Ladder Match Rey Mysterio vs Randy Orton vs Kofi Kingston vs John Morrison vs Hornswoggle vs Matt Hardy vs Cartlito vs Jeff Hardy Winner- Rey Mysterio Umaga and The Big Show vs The Greak Khali and Big Daddy V Winners- Khali and Daddy V Intercontinental Championship CM Punk (c) vs Y2j Winner- CM Punk Dusty and Cody Rhodes vs Ted DiBiase and Ted DiBiase Jr. Winner- Dusty and Cody Inferno Match Kane vs JBL Winner- Kane ECW Title Match Mark Henry (c) vs Finlay Winner- Finlay World Title Match Edge Vs. Triple H (c) vs Mr. Kennedy Winner- Edge WWE Title Match Batista vs John Cena (c) Winner- Batista
Why does the word lesbian sound so ungraceful? Ok no offense meant here..I am bi or maybe lesbian, either way, I just hate the word lesbian! It just sounds so weird and I always imagine some big butchy girl wearing a lumberjack sweater and dirty jeans whenever I hear that word. And I think its kind of like a manly stereotype everyone imagines when they hear that word. Either that or porn star girls making out. Although I know not all of the girls are really that way. Anyway if they were to change the word, what would be a nicer sounding word? I think just the word gay sounds nicer.
why does everybody sterotype new jersey? for all yall sterotype my state this is what i think of you: PA: Learn how to ******* drive NY: What else is in your state besides NYC? Learn how to ******* drive CT: No one gives a **** about you. Learn how to ******* drive VT: I thought you already became part of Canada. Learn how to ******* drive NH: Same with you NH. Learn how to ******* drive ME:Forest, Hicks and whole lotta nothing. Learn how to ******* drive MA: Just beat the ******* Yankees for christ's sake. Learn how to ******* drive RI: I drove through your state in 10 minutes HA. Learn how to ******* drive OH: Yea, you got sick football. Annything else? Nope. Learn how to ******* drive KY: Why the **** are you called the Blue Grass State?Learn how to ******* drive MD:Your famous for Crabs? (Is it the thing in the ocean or the other one). Learn how to ******* drive DE: Absolutely no one gives a **** about that state. Learn how to ******* drive VA: No one realizes it but its the middle of ******* no where. What are you gonna say Thomas Jefferson could totally kick Springsteen's ***. Learn how to ******* drive NC: Wassup ya'll. Wait did I say that too fast. Learn how to ******* drive SC: Wait who won the civil war? Learn how to ******* drive GA: Got peaches? Learn how to ******* drive FL: Blacks and cubans, oh yeah I forgot about Disney World. Does Mickey Mouse speak Spanish?Learn how to ******* drive AL: Hick country USA/ where Dubrule went to college. Learn how to ******* drive MS: Man, I wish New Jersey had a sweet river named after it too. Learn how to ******* drive LA: Dumbest,poorest (AKA blackest) state in America. Learn how to ******* drive TX: Dumb oil hicks. Learn how to ******* drive OK: Would you beat Texas in football one of these days. Learn how to ******* drive NE: Got corn? Learn how to ******* drive IA: Got even more corn? Learn how to ******* drive IN: Middle of no where. Mad KKK too. Learn how to ******* drive MI: HAHA you have to live near Canada. Learn how to ******* drive WV: Wow, that sucks you live in West Virginia. Learn how to ******* drive TN: How ya'll doin. Learn how to ******* drive MO: Country Music rocks.............Not. Learn how to ******* drive KS: Dude, tornadoes suck. Learn how to ******* drive WI: I hate cheese. Learn how to ******* drive MN: Lumberjack anyone. I'd rather have the shore than a bunnch of ******* lakes. Learn how to ******* drive MT: Where the **** is Montana, is MT even your acronym. Learn how to ******* drive WY: Where the **** are you too? Should be exploited and turned into a huge night club or something. Learn how to ******* drive WA: Hey Bill Gates, thanks for all the frickin computers. Learn how to ******* drive CA: Surf's up dude, you wanna go get drunk bra, dude we're so rich, dude I just got like my 18th ferrari for my 20th birthday, Hippies, fags, mad chinese people. Learn how to ******* drive NV: Vegas baby. Learn how to ******* drive UT: Dude, how many wives do you have? Learn how to ******* drive CO: I'd rather have a Miller. Learn how to ******* drive SD: Didn't you get raped by a bunch of Indians (Sorry Native Americans)back in the day. Learn how to ******* drive ND: Almost as useless as South Dakota. Learn how to ******* drive AZ: NEW MEXICO. Learn how to ******* drive NM: Arizona has more mexicans. Learn how to ******* drive HI: Luau anyone? Really fat linemen in the NFL. Do you drive a car or a surfboard. Learn how to ******* drive AK: I've been there so this isn't a stereotype: Literally the middle of no where, no one cares about it, eskimos, rains everyday, Nothing worthwhile. Learn how to ******* drive IL: Chicago and nothing else, but a lot of good pro sports. Learn how to ******* drive
do you think he likes me too ? ok so he is one of my best guy friends and everyone is always asking me if we are together (we're not) anyway we met at the beginning of this year when my whole school found out that i was wiccan and he stuck up for me and stuff and has been my friend ever sence. i know he really really likes this one girl and he is very shy. I see him at least once a day and he always greets me by saying hey it's my wiccan and i always say hey it's my satinist and we hug and talk. whenever we are walking he will put his arm around my shoulders and says that i am the "perfect arm rest hight" (yea usually i pinch him for that) but ever sence last time he called my house and my mom heard us talking about lumberjacks for an hour and a half she thinks he likes me HELP (oh and don't even ask about the lumber jack thing)
does my friend have feelings for me? ok so he is one of my best guy friends and everyone is always asking me if we are together (we're not) anyway we met at the beginning of this year when my whole school found out that i was wiccan and he stuck up for me and stuff and has been my friend ever sence. i know he really really likes this one girl and he is very shy. I see him at least once a day and he always greets me by saying hey it's my wiccan and i always say hey it's my satinist and we hug and talk. whenever we are walking he will put his arm around my shoulders and says that i am the "perfect arm rest hight" (yea usually i pinch him for that) but ever sence last time he called my house and my mom heard us talking about lumberjacks for an hour and a half she thinks he likes me HELP (oh and don't even ask about the lumber jack thing we're just weird like that)
What would be good to put on signs for an extreme rival game? OK... Tomorrow is a basketball game between my school and our biggest rival. We're both in the same county.. and our schools hate eachother more than anything!!! What would be some good/creative sayings to put on signs?? (We're the Lumberjacks and they're the Grizzlies)
Crossdressinf Ideas (Female to Male)? Ok...my friend is having a 18th birthday party and the theme she has chosen is crossdressing. Some female friends of mine are dressing as lumberjacks. What can I dress up as?
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