Lumberjack

How does one become a Lumberjack?

I was wondering if anyone knows how to go about pursuing a career in being a Lumberjack? Do you have to go to college and study a course on it or something? Haha, i doubt it, but i always wanted to know? And also where would be an ideal location to be a Lumberjack? I've lived in Canada which has tons of forests and stuff, but the USA would also be ideal as I've got lots of Family there, and It also contains tons of Forests. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Public Comments

1. Step one is to start wearing women's clothing. I have been apprenticing for many years, and soon I will move to step two, hanging out in bars. It is exciting work!
2. First you must learn the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
3. I don't really know anything about stuff like that, but doesn't that have something to do with agriculture? You can get a degree in agriculture. Or maybe you can get an apprenticeship or something.
4. You think its funny? I lays wood all day son, on yo moms 2.