LOL ok here it is. 3 men go to hell. They meet the devil who says` welcome, now i'm going to cut off ur `your -u know what- according to ur fathers job. The first man turn. the devils asks him` what is ur daddy's job?., the man answers`he was a lumberjack' so the devil got a chainsaw and vmmmm the second man. he says his father was a butcher, so the devil got a knife and bam! The devil came to the third man but found he was smiling, he asks, why are you smiling? The man answers 'Well, my father was a lollipop maker'