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Wwe Fantasy Summerslam results. Title changes plus much more. What u think? Enjoy my fantasy show.?

This is a reminder that this is just for fun & in no way bashing wrestling. Consider this as a version of celebrity Deathmatch. Welcome To fantasy Summerslam. We start with the first match of the evening. 1) Scooby Doo Vs Grover in a lumberjack match = A good opener between 2 former tag partners & now rivals. Scooby had Grover pinned but the ref was distracted by Elmo. As this was happening Jabba The Hutt entered the ring & splashed Scooby on the corner turnbuckle. He splashed him as Grover watched laughing. Elmo jumped off the apron & the Ref counted to three as Grover wins the match. Jolly Green Giant attacked Jabba ramming him into the ringpost.He grabbed Grover & Elmo chockeslamming them both. 2)Cammy Vs Erin Vs Fiona vs Poison Ivy in a fatal 4 way for the Wwe Women's title= A good match as all 4 gave it their all. Erin was getting ready to give Cammy the Erinfaction but was distracted by Cud's women's Champ Kim Possible. Fiona atacked Possible outside the ring. we brb with pt 2 Ivy tried to hit Cammy with her belt but she ducked & hit Erin instead. Cammy Clotheslined Ivy out the ring & gave Erin a spinning backpunch knocking her out & getting the pinfall. New Wwe Women's Champ Cammy. Fiona charged the ring as Cammy left the ring with her newly won Belt. Wtf is wrong with u? yelled an angry Fiona as she tended to Erin While Possible ran into the crowd laughing. 3) I am Weasel vs Johnny Bravo in a strap match= A wild match as both beat each other viciously with the strap. Prince Charming tried to interefere but was stopped by Gorrila nation member Magilla Gorilla who clotheslines Charming. He pulled the strap forcing Bravo to hit his head in the ringpost. Weasel gave Bravo the Weasel Destroyer & touched all 4 sides of the ring to win the match. ( Wwe & Beatdown Cruiserweight Champ Slimey vs Jane.=Another good match. Oscar was about to hit Jane with a trashcan when from the crowd was a big suprise. It was Tarzan who hit Oscar with a chair & then hit slimey. brb Jane was shocked as she saw Tarzan telling her to go for the win & she did superkicking a confused Slimey & the Ref counted to 3. New Beatdown Cruiserweight Champ Jane. Tarzan entered the ring telling her how sorry he was & asked for forgiveness. She hugged him as they left the ring together. 5)Wwe tag Champs Roger Clemens & Barry Bonds Vs Burger King & Big Mac Vs Piglet & Pooh Vs Ernie & Bert in a 4 way for the tag Titles.= It was a good tag bout. Bert & Ernie fought with Pooh & Piglet outside the ring. Clemens tried to hit Burger King with his bat but he ducked & low blowed Clemens. Big Mac was going to pin him when Piglet from outside the ring threw powder on him blinding him. Bonds clotheslined Big Mac with the bat as the Ref was busy with the chaos outside the ring. Bonds finally got the Ref's attention & got the 3 count. Still Wwe tag Cahmps Barry Bonds & Roger Clemens 6) Ecw Champ Tony The Tiger vs Pikachu Vs Courage in a extreme rules match for the Ecw title.=brb with pt4 A crazy match as they went all over the arena. All 3 where bloodied. From the crowd Odie entered the ring & hit Tony with a bottle before he gave Courage the Pedigree. Tony fell from the ring & Odie attacked him but Barry Bonds hit Odie with a bat. As this was happening Pika tried to hit Courage with the Lightining Bolt but before he could Courage gave him the Choke Bone & pinned Pika. New Ecw Champ Courage. Bonds hit him with his bat knocking him out & giving the Belt back to a bloodied Tony who left the ring as Odie & Courage where laid out. 7) Samuri Jack Vs Ic Champ Hugo Chavez= Jack dominated the match & was about to finish Chavez off when Ivan Drago hit Jack with a chair getting Chavez Dq'd. They kept pounding on Jack till Barney made the save cleaning house. 8) Big Bird Vs Wwe Sd Champ Kim Jongll = As promised Cammy came to the corner of Bird while Daphne was in Jong's corner. A wild & bloody match as Bird went after Jong with a vicious vengeance. We will brb wih part 5 Bird was about to pin Jong when Daphne went on the apron to distract the Ref. Cammy went to the ring to supposedly help Bird. But instead she gave Bird a vicious kick to the midsection & hit Bird with her newly won Women's Belt. Jong finsihed off Bird with The Jong of pain & Bird had no choice but to submit. Still Sd Champ Kim Jongll. Jong hugged Cammy telling her welcome back with Daphne shaking her hand as well. They left a humiliated Bird laying as they left the ring. 9)Elimination Chamber match Wwe Champ Garfield Vs Snoopy Vs Heathcliff Vs King Cookie Vs King Arty Vs Kermit.= Just as the Main event was about to start we went to the back to find King Cookie Bloodied & laid out with lockers on top of him. Raw gm The Mayor said that Cookie wouldn't be able to do the match so he will pick a substitute for him. To the suprise of everyone it was Tony The Tiger replacing Cookie. It was an expected bloody & crazy Main event. Order of elimination as follows. 1) Arty by Garfield brb pt 6 Garfield pinned Arty with the Lasagna Roll 2) Heathcliff by Garfield after he tried hitting him with the kendo stick Garfield ducked & packaged him for the pin. 3)Garfield by Snoopy. Heathcliff hit Garfield with the kendo stick before leaving making Garfield an easy target for Snoopy's flying fore arm. 4) Kermit pinned by Tony after hitting Kermit with the Pedigree. it was down to Tony Vs Snoopy. Snoppy tried the flying forarm but Tony ducked & The mayor was hit instead. Coming down the ramp was Roger Clemens who kicked the holder of the key. He opened the door & threw a bat to Tony. He hit Snoopy with it then gave him a pedigree on top of the bat. The Mayor recovered & counted to 3. New Wwe Champ Tony The Tiger. Get this jobber out this ring as he kicked an unconcious Snoopy. Bow to the new Champ. ! Show ends as Clemens & Bonds hold Tony up on their shoulders as he raises the belt for all to see. Again for fun only. Hope u have a good weekend & enjoy the real summerslam tomorrow.

Public Comments

1. umm..yea so true lol
2. That was awesome!!! Where the hell did you learn to make up stuff like that? It was hilarious!!!
3. haha,Elmo,hehe
4. WOOOOOH I AINT GONNA READ ALL THAT
5. yeah lets all use our imagination like kids and make our own wrestling thoughts...how old are u anyway nWo 4 Life
6. lol
7. It's a shame Garfield lost the title. Well Courage proves everyone wrong by becoming ECW champ. Also good job for I M Weasel getting the win. Good PPV, even though I ain't watchin the real one tomorrow
8. Awesome show. there were so many unexpected turns. cammy's win was a great way to make her heel and the renewed alliance helped a lot, too. Courage winning the ECW championship was a good idea, too. And then Tony taking it away from him was a great idea as well. The SD Championship match was great. It's great to see Cammy back with Jong. And the main event was awesome. i didn't see garfield getting eliminated so early. And Tony replacing cookie was great. it was so awesome to see him get a new reign. Once again awesome show. My PPV will be later, maybe even tomorrow. Hope you get well.