Lumberjack

I'm a lumberjack. Am I OK?

I'm a lumberjack and I think I'm OK. I usually sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea. I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!! Like I said, I'm a lumberjack and I think I'm OK. What do you think?

Public Comments

  1. Nah, you should have been a weatherman.
  2. I think Monty Python is awesome
  3. that was funny
  4. Monty python love them remember the spam skit?
  5. I think Monty Python rules!
  6. I think it is GREAT that you remembered all the lyrics! \ Thank you! I had forgotten some of them. You made my evening!
  7. I'm pretty sure that you're a major Monty Python fan, so of course I say sing with pride! BTW, I hope you know that every sperm is sacred!
  8. Ever been to Humboldt State University? Their band is the Marching Lumberjacks and that is the theme song. Monty Python did it so well, making things completely silly. But I think your lyrics are a bit off from the original.
  9. i'm a saws sharpener.
  10. no.
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